Luke J

A fagget ass bitch who has no friends

Luke j can like boys today

by TimmyLongey November 28, 2018

Luke

To do a Luke is to get a boner in public or at an unfortunate time.

Omg we were just sitting there and then he did a luke!

by buffstuff July 13, 2009

Luketard

a lukewarm retard. In between high functioning and mentally incapacitated. Able to read, write, and drive a car, but unable to make connections with others in definably normal ways.

She isn't playing with a full deck because she's a luketard

by cheech March 20, 2005

Luke

Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.

If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.

"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.

by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017

Lukeywolf

An idiot who roasts Club Penguin youtubers and uses text to speech voices

Person 1: turn your siri voices off
Person 2: I'm watching Lukeywolf you fucking idiot

by Bonzi Buddy little friend May 27, 2018

Luke Yardy

Small man with a large heart. Also known as gremy, grem, the gremlin, or yarddog. Known for getting freshman girls drunk to scam on them, being very agressive when intoxicated, hooking up in jeeps, playing baseball, and living a claimed christian life.

Hey, lets go see luke yardy tonight in OV4, hes still good even though he only has one arm!

by bambam4 December 14, 2008

Luke It

To kick the ball as far away from your goal line when under intense pressure from the opposition

Luke it John Luke it (Ya bollox)

by PHILANDERS October 8, 2009