Ling long bing bong

A huge asian Penis that is fully HARD.

I can see your ling long bing bong

by clity cloty July 10, 2014

Long John Silvering

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.

Hey guys, I've got a video of James Long John Silvering this chick with his eye patch and everything"

by J KnuXXX February 24, 2006

longboard

A board originally meant to emulate the feeling of surfing on land. Typically longer than a normal skateboard, but not necessarily. Longboards are for people who want a smooth, chill ride. Also, they are fantastic means of transportation in urban areas where bikes are inconvenient and commonly get stolen. They are far superior to normal skateboards, which offer much less control and a much bumpier ride.

Skateboarder: Dude, just pulled some kickflip 720 grind spins back at the park on my skateboard.

Longboarder: That's very nice man. I just enjoyed the warm rays and calming breeze on the way over here on my longboard.

by MitKet January 11, 2011

live long and pooper

A combination of the famous shocker and the vulcan symbol for live long and prosper, the live long and pooper employs two digits in the vagina and two in the anus.

The other day I gave my girlfriend a live long and pooper. She enjoys having two in the pink and two in the stink.

by Alan Chris April 26, 2006

5 dollor foot long

When you see a hot chick, and you get a boner.
You have a five dollor foot long.

"Dude, hot ass 3:00"
"Oh man, 5 dollor foot long" *does five dollor foot long hand signal*

by Faust888 April 13, 2008

Long distance cock block

Being cock blocked because a girl calls you while your at another girls house, therefore you will not be receiving any pussy from the girl who called you or the girl you were planning on getting with that night.

John went to Sally's house with high hopes of getting some pussy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, Christina, who was mad because John was at Sally's. Sally hears what happened and now believes that John has a relationship with Christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with John tonight as a result of a Long Distance Cock Block

by poop12335 February 22, 2009

Long mint

When a ladyboy jams his dong into his butt and humps thyself.

I could only find long mint on pornhub.

by Snowcatmaven May 17, 2017