Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009

Hobo Llama

Zach Stutzman. <3

THis one guy that I know is a hobo llama. This is for him.

by toxic rave panda October 12, 2011

scat llammed

To make a conversation so undesireable that you are forced to stop talking out of embarrassment.

I can't talk to him, he always scat llammed the conversation.

by RabidXCpanda December 30, 2013

Pervy Llama

An exceptionally perverted person.

Shawn is such a Pervy Llama

by naks88 February 13, 2014

ladder llama

A llama climbing a ladder. Simple is that

Look how high the ladder llama is!

by Wheresthect December 29, 2015

Promiscuous llama

When animals, engaged in sexy times, cause you to be late for an appointment...

"I would have gotten here sooner, but I ran into some promiscuous llamas!"

by McSparkles May 27, 2016

shaved llama

an ugly girl with buck teeth and an unusual shaped head

wow look at that shaved llama! I wouldn't wanna be seen with that

by LOL@LYFE May 25, 2016