lily pad

The act of making an Island of Toilet Paper in a person's toilet then taking a crap on top of it. This leaves the your heep of crap to smolder above the water and really stink up the bathroom.

" I went to Griffin's house and Pulled a Lily pad."

by "HardBody" April 27, 2003

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gild the lily

Also, as an alternate meaning, another phrase for female masturbation; the manual stimulation of the clitoris performed on oneself.

After I found out that my boyfriend couldn't make a bootycall last night, I had to gild the lily to get to sleep.

by kimpoopy April 28, 2008

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Lily H

The most awesome sexy amazing perfect girl ever

That Lily H is one hot lil' chick. I'd do anything to be with an amazing perfect girl like that <3

by 8=Dlololololololol December 16, 2011

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Lily Honged

When someone gets scored on really badly. I mean, you really don't know how bad you got roasted. Seriously, don't show your face when you get roasted that bad. It's just humiliating.

Tes: I think we can all agree that we loved Lily Hong in Mulan.
Lily: -__________-
Random person: You just got Lily Honged.

by phoneless basterd September 9, 2010

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paint the lily

To reinvent perfection or adorn something that is already perfect.

My girlfriend had another painful beauty procedure done that she didn't need. Tonight, she suffers...
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.

by Paint Stripper May 22, 2013

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This girl is hot as fuck and 100% bangable & has big tits but not only is she pretty she has a great personality and is very intelligent but dont get on the wrong side of her or you won't know what hit you !

Lily Brazier

by Anonymouskent September 6, 2016

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