KENNES

Pronounced ken-ess

Sometimes some things are just kennes.

A roll with tomato, salami, ham, cheese, mayo, tuna, lettuce, beef and olives would be considered a kennes roll.

When something is complicated or impossible to operate or understand it can be considered kennes.

New technology universal remotes with thousands of different buttons, uses and flashing lights would be considered kennes.

Have you seen the Audi R8? wow it's kennes!

I didn't take physiology in high school because I just thought it would be a bit too kennes.

The car just hit that guy! did you see? Fuck it was Kennes!

by GavinGavin January 5, 2008

Kenneshaw

While it can be used in any form, Kennshaw most nearly means to be a God on Earth.

I was so Kenneshaw last night with the ladies. They were all over me.

by Rhett Bender November 4, 2007

Kennedy Coverup

To hastily get rid of evidence then escape, like Ted Kennedy in Chappaquiddick

"Dude I just hit a crippled old lady with my car."
"Is she ok?"
"Naw, but I rolled her body into a ditch then drove off."
"Ah a Kennedy Coverup. Wanna get a beer?"

by Lord Killington November 17, 2011

Kenneth Zeng

Most badass motherfucker ever.

Brosef 1: "Did you see Kenneth Zeng over there?"
Brosef 2: "He's a fucking boss."

by NotKennethZeng November 3, 2013

kennelly

1) Barbie's boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend, Nelly.

2) Although Kennelly can also refer to a mighty goddess in Ireland in which the goddess totally kicked ass but then got killed off by the Fitzgeralds.

1) Wow, those two are totally KeNelly.

2) Kennelly looked down at the battlefield, her face twisting with rage at the impertinent Fitzgeralds.

by KJ?? October 1, 2014

Kennel Bitch

Synonyms with Kennel Technician. Lot's of poop scooping and cleaning of animal messes. Touching soiled laundry and risking losing fingers, while sticking your entire hand in dogs mouth with the intention to medicate. Constantly being scratched by overly excited dogs or pissed off pussies (aka Cats). Being treated like a butler by the doctors and technicians, "Do this", "Did you do it yet?", "Give Fluffy a bath now", "Are you sure you know how to feed a cat?" "Did you know how to scoop poop?" At the end of the day, you're likely to be covered in piss and shit or blood. Probably a combination of all three and be so tired you have to crawl out to your car. Yet...it's all worth it.

VET TECH : "HEY KENNEL BITCH...COME WASH THIS DOG'S BLANKET COVERED IN SHIT"

KENNEL BITCH : YES...MASTER.

by Like_A_Virgin_HAHA_Yeah_Right May 14, 2018

kenney

v. To hire someone to demean or defeat a competitor or opponent in a bidding process, election etc. Initially used in western Canada but becoming more widespread.

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I have the election in the bag! I have a guy willing to kenney the incumbent for fifty bucks.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2019