The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.
"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."
"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."
"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."
Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.
Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.
Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.
Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.
Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.
Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.
Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.
"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."
"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."
Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.
Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.
Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.
Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.
Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.
Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.
Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.
by Ali La Pointe April 18, 2006
Get the Michael Jordanmug. She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.
Tyler: Dude did you see those pants Jordan was wearing?
Owen: Yeah, they make her ass look hella nice.
Tyler: I know. 10/10 would smash.
Owen: I would for sure.
Tyler: same.
Jordan (girl)
Owen: Yeah, they make her ass look hella nice.
Tyler: I know. 10/10 would smash.
Owen: I would for sure.
Tyler: same.
Jordan (girl)
by Anonymous 777766 March 7, 2017
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by rainielondon December 2, 2009
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by Random Mat March 3, 2022
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