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Jordan (girl)

She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.
Tyler: Dude did you see those pants Jordan was wearing?
Owen: Yeah, they make her ass look hella nice.
Tyler: I know. 10/10 would smash.
Owen: I would for sure.
Tyler: same.
Jordan (girl)
by Anonymous 777766 March 7, 2017
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jordan casanova

a female. one who was once on a television show called "so you think you can dance." she is not yet a quote on quote celeb but she is recognized from time to time making her bootleg famous. only time will tell where her seductive dance moves will take her in the dancing or any other industry ;)
amanda:hey did you watch season 8 of SYTYCD?
francess: yeah i did, do you like jordan casanova?
amanda: HELL FUCKING YEA! #teamcasonova
by masterpoon November 9, 2012
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Jordan Shipley

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!
"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"
by rainielondon December 2, 2009
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Jordan Witzigreuter

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis
wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night
by TravisRountreeLover June 9, 2011
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Jordan Martin

Crackhead who will rob 120 from your work place
Jordan Martin i dont trust him look at his van
by Dollar October 22, 2019
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Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick
Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you
by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019
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Chair Jordan

ʧɛr ˈʤɔrdən:

See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.
Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”
by DaListener September 25, 2020
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