Jim: “look there’s a coin jockey”
Connor: “what’s that?”
Jim: “a girl who will ride you for pennies on the dollar”
Connor: “what’s that?”
Jim: “a girl who will ride you for pennies on the dollar”
That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey
by Slicksta February 18, 2008
A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
by halolord64513 April 30, 2008
Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.
“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”
by Fireslapper April 08, 2021
someone in a group that is basically a punching bag/victim to everyone. They usually think they are popular but, are tricked into being thought of this but manipulated into doing things for people or having things done to them.
by jjjjjj111111 March 18, 2022
Someone who parks trailers. Usually at trucking companies and freight companies. They use a special tractor, designed to quickly move trailers in and out of docks more efficiently than a regular truck can. Also known as Hostlers, Yard Goats/Dogs/Trucks, Spotters, and curse words in many languages.
by Faultliner June 13, 2019
The act of snorting cocaine off of someone's male sexual organ. Popularized by the TV Show 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'.
'Hey, how did your date with go?' 'Oh yeah, it went amazing! After dinner, we immediately hit it of with a Philadelphian Jockey!'
by EgorGeroev January 01, 2018