Jew luck

An occurrence or set of strange circumstances which normally benefits a Jew.
Friend One:
Have you tried calling Nathan about the party tonight?

Friend Two:
No, don't bother. His Jewish Princess used his phone again and now it's broken for the third time. She has a serious case of Jew luck.
by goyim October 7, 2008
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Reverse Jew

To behave in a manner completely opposite of a Jew.
Someone who constantly wants to pay the way for another person, generally over a long period of time, which in the end may lead to severe arguments
MBartender, Can I have 2 Gin & apple juice - Thanks
KIt's ok I'll pay.
M No, you have paid for heaps of things recently, Movies, Dinner and you bought me drinks all last night!
KNo, don't be silly, i'll pay
MLook, don't try and Reverse Jew me again.
KShutup faggot, let me pay or i'll bottle you
M(Cries & accepts defeat)
by Salsa Mang August 5, 2009
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Bear Jew

A Jew who beats Nazi asses to death with a baseball bat. Wears a wife beater and slacks.
1. Oh mine god!
2. What? What is it!?
3. It's ze Bear Jew!
by PersonalDedicationtoHer April 7, 2010
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Jew Suit

Suits that Jewish people used to sell to black people. Known because they are flashy which caused black people to look uneducated and dumb for buying.
"Did you see Michael Irvin on NFL Sunday Morning Countdown?"

"Yeah, but I couldn't pay attention to what he was saying with the coke stains on his Jew Suit. You know he is a sharp dresser. I should go waste my money like him: different suit every Sunday."

"Yeah he should be in church"
by Rizy F. Baby October 1, 2006
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Jew Bath

A splash of soap on your armpits and a spritz of cologne! You're ready to go!
I woke up for the day, being too lazy to shower I took a jew bath and went to work.
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Jew Bomb

The Jew Bomb is another name for the Tripmine in Halo. It's called this because on your map it looks like the star of david.
Dammit Will stop laying down those Jew Bombs everywhere!
by P53|_|d0|\|y|V| March 1, 2010
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indian jew

A person from India that is a jew
Man, kenny is such an indian jew
by geoffrey Schwereeen September 19, 2006
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