Jake Gyllenhaal

The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.

Brad is slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal

by crumpled up piece of paper November 13, 2021

Jake Paul

A complete failure.What happens when the condom breaks. That one guy at the party who wasnt invited and nobody likes. Not even justin beibers mom, who likes everyone.

Epic condom fails: Jake Paul.

by Brittain2004 August 10, 2017

jake munger

texas hick who thinks hes
emo and can do anything he wants
but hes really just a little bitch

sydney-hey girl i saw one of
them jake mungers down yonder

cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!

by lalalalaboy August 5, 2008

The Jake Stevens

When doing a girl from behind, you pull out a newspaper and start smacking her arse with it whilst whistling.

Mary was enjoying the sex until Joe pulled out the Evening herald and started hitting her with it whilst whistling in a very odd fashion. He later explained The Jake Stevens

by The Jake Stevens February 27, 2009

jake forster

A jew with a big nose who loves money whilst being orally pleasured by a cat

What a Jake forster

by Jake The Jew Forster November 14, 2014

Jake Pisarski

Many decades ago, fuck boi scientists created a whore known to the world as Jake Pisarski. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other whorecunts.

Oh, wow! That looks like a Jake Pisarski!

by swiggityswag666 December 19, 2014

jake moody

A guy with a large butthole

I want to be a jake moody

by Xenragedcinema October 12, 2015