Jose

Alcoholic drink;
Short for Jose Cuervo
1. The bane of all human existence.
2. Has power to transpose user from the club to the holding pen at the nearest police station.
3. Has tendency to generate embarrassing photos the next morning.
4. A great drink

Person A: Hey man lets hit this Jose
Person B: Hell yeah!

(...A bottle of Jose later...)

Person A's Heartbeat: ...

by ABathingGorilla July 3, 2007

Jose Maria

Son of Chuck Norris and living proof that not all salsa lovers dance well.

Jose maria sings but does not dance.

by HotelLunaGrande September 7, 2016

Joscelin

Joscelin is one of the many different spellings of Jocelyn, Joslyn, Joscelyn, Joselyn, or Jocelynn.

My mother spelled my name as Joscelin because she thought it was better, phonetically speaking.

by Joscel June 23, 2011

san jose

The 10th largest city in the US in terms of population. Also it has been named "the safest big city in america" contrary to all of you oakland and sf mothafuckas who think otherwise. Also, traffic not bad for a big city and lots of parks so no smog around.

oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.

by caliplaya January 26, 2006

I Know Jose

-a term commonly used by party, wedding, barbecue or any type of event crashers that try to join a private Spanish gathering.

-"I know Jose" is used because it is very effective & believable since damn near every Spanish family has somebody named Jose in their familia.

-Used by the event crasher when faced with questions to see if they really were invited or if they are just free loading.

-If continuing questions are asked as to how do you know Jose, describe how you met him at a
1- Bodega (if in NY)
2- he sold you icys on the beach (if in Fl),
3- in jail (if in Cali)
4- he sold you weed (if in Chicago)
5- or he did some yard work for you (for everywhere else).

John Dope - Hey nice party huh?

Old Lady - Excuse me for being rude but who are you & who invited you?

John Dope - Its cool. I know how strangers like to crash parties & stuff. Dont worry Im not one of them, cuz I KNOW JOSE

Old Lady - Really? Ive heard that one before

John Dope - No really, I know Jose. He sold me that good sticky icky weed. It gave me the munchies for days.

Old Lady - Thats my Jose, I cant front. He has some good weed.

by Sean C. A.K.A. Ladies Holla April 24, 2008

Josieann

Josieann is a unique individual. Incredibly loyal. A true friend through thick and thin. One of the most beautiful people on the inside, and love laughter. Likes a balanced well rounded life. Is choosy about their friends. Lives a faithful existance with their partner. Feelings can be easily hurt. Josieann as unique as their name, cannot fit any one true definition. Loveable, sweet, charming, sophisticated, and all around beautiful person.

Josieann is unique

by hpernickle February 3, 2010

Jose

Jose is a very kinky person and likes to beat his meat 24/7.he pleasures woman so good.jose doesn't fuck with loose pussy because he likes to stretch out the tight pussy

Omg jose is so kinky

by Lil boii June 6, 2017