Jordan 

She is an amazing girl that can be dirty, but yet looks so innocent.. She has a wonderful boyfriend that knows what she wants and needs and what she deserves. That's why he would do anything to have her.. She is really intelligent, funny, joking , MEANY PANTS, But she gets annoyed by her boyfriend Zack sometimes.. She is a typical girl that has a boyfriend but she tends to have a girlfriend too.. JORDAN = Amazing...

Jordan invited me over and she was all up on me :)

I was walking with Jordan and she looked amazing and left me speechless.

Jordan by CRACKASBEBRACKIN March 21, 2012

Jordan 

1. A song in Guitar Hero II by Buckethead that became popular for being extremely difficult to beat on expertand almost impossible to full combo. A guy named HellAshes finally full combo'd it early 2008, but only with the use of the Hyperspeed cheat. To this date, it has never been released on an album.

2. (phrase) pull a Jordan: To do something, either expectantly or unexpectantly, that is generally considered impossible.

1. (guy)I FINALLY FC'D JORDAN
(other guy) No you didn't. (looks at screen) Holy crap, you did!

2. Donald pulled a Jordan when he landed on his feet after falling 3000 feet from the sky without getting hurt or wearing any safety equipment.

Jordan by some day you will surely know March 16, 2008

Michael Jordan 

The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled

Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.

Michael Jordan by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010

Jordansexual 

The typical dickrider in the NBA community that mentions Jordan 6-0. These dickriders steady have jordans cum on their lips. Their biggest fear is facts and they run away from it. They use feeling over facts all the time. Have social media accounts dedicated to another human. Most jordansexuals are bron haters.

Jordansexuals record W-L: 0-infinite
Jordansexuals age: 12 yr olds with their phones on maximum

Jordansexuals residence: Moms basement
Jordansexuals crush: Big daddy Jordan, also the Lord and savior
Jordansexuals stepdad: LeBron
Jordansexuals sexuality: Gay

Guy 1: these jordansexuals mad gay, they cant get enough of Bron and Jordan
Guy 2: Ong

Jordansexual by almighty.wes October 2, 2020

Jordan 

The cutest guy ever. he also has a bit of a nerd in him but his nerdiness raises the cuteness factor. Though he may come as a douche bag at first, he'll open up to you in no time. Oh and he also sucks at hoola hooping!

OMG Jordan is so annoying but you gotta love him!

Jordan by itsmerosiebee June 18, 2011

Jordan Biggs 

a guy with great hair, snake bites, a wanna be emo, who has no respect for women, and is a pot head :D

Kelsey:Did that jordan Biggs dude text you back?
Abi:Yah, but i will never again text that loser
Kelsey:Why?
Abi: He wanted nude pics and was a pot head!!!
Kelsey: O:

Jordan Biggs by IDatedThisDouche July 23, 2011

Jordan fraction 

An improper, or "top-heavy" fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. The term is derived from Ms Katie Price (aka Jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.

An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.

I'll be along to assist you in a jordan fraction of a second (Just as soon as I've finished this coffee).

Jordan fraction by tony, not anthony May 18, 2006