i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald

I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!

by SimplyWords January 1, 2025

Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Bald

Unless you are an air bender named aang you look ugly as a bladie

Look at that bald guy

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Bald Booguinnea

Someone with very short hair (usually shaved), that is considered desirable and sexy. A bald booguinnea is sure to turn the heads of many and allure those who seek a sexy baldie.

"He/she is one fine bald booguinnea!"
"I need me some bald booguinnea lovin'!"

by Guapchaser6832 April 6, 2023

Bald

A man who is called badboyhalo

That bald person hates the number 14

by Modnation Gang Leader November 13, 2020

bald assclown

A bald headed assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.

by Bil Gener June 1, 2012