by Emmawatsonspussy August 02, 2024
A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
by dragoJim February 13, 2018
God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.
by naicha December 23, 2020
Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer
by VeryBigMuscleMan October 07, 2021
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 25, 2023
That area on the back of a mans head generally named Sterling that is lacking hair. Can be seen from over 20 feet away. Sometimes it is also shiny.
by Bigdaddy81 December 21, 2017
While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.
"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022