by on October 12, 2020
Get the Bitch workmug. by Craig WiIliams May 13, 2005
Get the cold workmug. its when you have a lot of work for the next day and you want to do something much fun or important (or you just want to hide the fact that you have work to do but you dont want anybody to find out) during the day so you rather do it at night. best way to do it is wait till everybody is sleep at your house (if you live with some one)drink half a cup of coffe so you can sleep the few hours you have left but and be awaken when you are doing your work
by Neko sama October 15, 2018
Get the Moon workmug. Work Procrastinating is the avoidance of doing a task at work that needs to be accomplished. It could be further stated as a habitual or intentional delay of starting or finishing a task despite its negative consequences.
Ugh, work is so tedious today! I should be work procrastinating for the rest of the day, even if I don't make the deadline.
by DictionaryWifi February 28, 2019
Get the Work Procrastinatingmug. Favourite male co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. He's your boyfriend between 9 and 5 without the sex.
Lady: My work boyfriend said the funniest thing at lunch today.
Lady's actual boyfriend: BORING! Let's have sex.
Lady: K
Lady's actual boyfriend: BORING! Let's have sex.
Lady: K
by Sweet Tear April 12, 2014
Get the Work Boyfriendmug. by Grimmessage July 10, 2011
Get the Work Flowmug. Women's work around the house. When meals are cooked, the floor is clean, the toilet has been scrubbed, the kids have been fed, there are clean clothes hung neatly in your closet, all before the men have gotten home from work. Then the man can rest for he has a long day of work ahead of him the next day. The last part can be revamped if the woman would like to partake in intercourse. Immediately after intercourse the man must, then, sleep. The woman then checks on the kids to see if she has woken them up with all the work she just got done doing to the man. Then, and only then, she can go to sleep, but must wake up no later then dawn to get breakfast started. The process then repeats.
Note: The male only interacts with the children to do activities such as; football, basketball, having fun in general, and occasionally helping with homework. Everything outside the house belongs to the man. Skirt Work is designed for interior purposes only.
Note: The male only interacts with the children to do activities such as; football, basketball, having fun in general, and occasionally helping with homework. Everything outside the house belongs to the man. Skirt Work is designed for interior purposes only.
1. "Honey, I was talking to Trisha the other day and she tells me that I do too much work around the house and that her husband usually helps her to get things done." - Bad Wife
"Ha ha, oh hunny, Trisha is a damn liar. Skirt Work has been going on since the beginning of time. Is Trisha going against history? She sounds a little crazy to me." - Right Husband
"Ha ha, oh hunny, Trisha is a damn liar. Skirt Work has been going on since the beginning of time. Is Trisha going against history? She sounds a little crazy to me." - Right Husband
by DMHead777 January 30, 2009
Get the Skirt Workmug.