bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner

the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate

if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9
oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
by UrMum.com October 25, 2020
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wood hugger

I put a wood hugger on my penis.
by HenzKat December 27, 2017
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Lachlan Wood

Lachlan Wood is perfect
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Wood Bummer

When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.
Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?

Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!
by PadddeeTheNonce March 01, 2020
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Busting wood

A slang term for masturbation. Otherwise known as flogging the log or taking a pound off.
"what where you doing?!"
"Just got done busting wood. "
by Rawdogger95 January 07, 2017
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Ethan Wood

“yo, can you help me pull this girl ?”

“nah not me man ask Ethan Wood”
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Woods’ law

No matter how we vote we will always get John McCain
The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.
by FSPer October 12, 2019
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