(function: noun)
(pronunciation: feys-twit)
1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.
3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
(pronunciation: feys-twit)
1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.
3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.
2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.
3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.
3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
Get the face-twitmug. When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.
This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.
also written as "face lbs"
This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.
also written as "face lbs"
Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.
Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.
Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010
Get the Face Poundsmug. by WVIII May 23, 2018
Get the Glow-facemug. When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
by dickdog75 November 30, 2011
Get the face satmug. A mating call mainly used by people of low intellect to attract breeding partners. Its origins are unknown but is said to be invented by a orangutan named Harithsa.
by Ballsack6999 February 7, 2022
Get the Yur facemug. Boy 1: Oh my gosh!
Boy 2: What bro?
Boy 1: I've been dating this girl for three months and she still won't kiss me!
Boy 2: Ugh, what a face virgin.
Boy 2: What bro?
Boy 1: I've been dating this girl for three months and she still won't kiss me!
Boy 2: Ugh, what a face virgin.
by formerfacevirgin December 5, 2011
Get the Face Virginmug. The face (along with all its parts such as eyes, nose, lips and eye brows/lashes) that you came out of the coo-da-mama with...
by @JammOnIt May 6, 2015
Get the birth facemug.