i'm high

Used to indicate the speaker is under the influence of a mind-altering substance. If it's not obviously something else, that usually means they're referring to cannabis. Can be used as an excuse for being unable to comprehend basic math.

Pedro: Why can't you remember any fucking directions?
Bob: Don't blame me, man, I'm high.

by kickflipthecat November 5, 2010

I'm Yours

A douchebaggy song by that douchebag Jason Mraz. The anthem of every douchebag who has a crush on and/or is trying to steal your girl. She will probably like tho song though.

guy: "Hey is 'I'm Yours' Ryan's new ringback?"
guy's girl: "Yeah it also plays when I call him. He's so sweet he gave me flowers the other day!"
guy: "Douchebag"

by chaseykins January 30, 2009

i'm glad

i don't really give a shit, so i'm just telling you "i'm glad" to make you go fuck your shit.

"Hey, how was your day?"
"I'm glad."

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

I'm in a tree

A statement to use when you are not at work yet your boss is calling you to talk business and assumes you have the capability to discuss business.

Chuck (at his desk in the company office): Garry, could you please describe the history of communication you have established with the potential client? I would like to call them personally myself.

Garry (while in a tree bear hunting in Luray, VA): Chuck, no, I can't. I'm in a tree.

by Christopher Rost December 30, 2007

I'm game

Response indicating one is willing to participate in the afformentioned event. "I'm Game" is always precluded by a suggestion or indication of an activity.

Mills: "Yeah, We headed down the club. You with us?"
Mack: "I'm game."
or
Frank: "She said she was goin to church Sunday morning. I'm game, so we had mad crazy sex all night."

by JMac April 29, 2004

I'm hilarious

A lame charecter who thinks there hella funny and makes jokes that piss people off. Usually an old Jewish man from Manhattan, but goes around saying he's from helm.
Also ends up revealing he had a really screwed up childhood with an abusive dickweed of a father.

I have a hilarious story. Once upon a time i was hilarious.The i fought a hilarious dragon. I hilariously made him laugh to death. Then i married a hilariously beutiful princess and we had a hilarious 69. Or was it 96?( im old now, i have hilariousidis) - I'm hilarious.

P. S. The story is true but replace beautiful princess with ugly rapist grandfather.

by Hanz Vinkler August 21, 2007

i'm dead

when someone asks you to do something and you don't wanna do it

Jessica will you pass me the remote. Jessica will say" i'm dead" and don't do what she was asked

by JessicaMMFH August 21, 2019