Hot Eclair

1. When a man defecates on a woman's chest and then masturbates and ejaculates on the excrement.
I thought she was the girl of my dreams until she asked me to give her a Hot Eclair.
by Double D done dirt cheap November 18, 2019
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Hot Egger

An egger fart that is accompanied by the release of a just a little wet viscous aka shart at the same time.

While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.
The boys sleepover quickly ended when Damian dropped a hot egger and bros couldn’t get out of the basement fast enough.

I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.

I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
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Factory Hot

A girl that you work with every day in a predominantly male setting who you classify as really hot but when you get her out in the real world you wouldn't pay attention to her.
Stephanie? That girl I work with? She is factory hot only. I saw her at the bar last night and she looked like shit!
by dannosky April 09, 2011
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Sunglasses Hot

Someone who appears to be hot..until they take off their sunglasses.
He looks really good in this picture, but he might only be sunglasses hot.
by RodneyC April 19, 2010
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hooker hot

A girl that is attractive, but in a slutty kind of way. A low level porn star, great body, okay face, someone that you would definitely sleep with, but probably wouldn't want to introduce to your mother.
Man, look at that chick's tits! She is hooker hot!
by Jwblack6 June 23, 2007
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goat hot

Really, really, really hot. So hot that even a goat wouldn't be able to stand it. Typically occurs during really humid weather, especially while working outdoors doing manual labor.
We'd been working in the sun all morning and I was goat hot.
by Casey Mayfield March 03, 2007
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hot hoop

a burning asshole from taking a shit after eating spicy food

also a fantasy football nerd
Donnie will definitely have a hot hoop after eating all of those wings.
by Philip Rivers January 07, 2014
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