Hammer of Thor

The process of blowing a deep pool of man juice into your cupped dominant hand as a result of fellatio and then slapping your partner across the face with said soiled hand. Used as a way of exerting dominance or discipline.

Bitch was acting up, so I gave her the Hammer of Thor. Now she cooks me dinner every night.

by A-seven September 20, 2009

hammer thumb

A colloquial expression for 'clubbed thumb', a physiological difference where an individuals' thumb appears shorter or 'ogre-ish' in comparison to normal digits; almost like its been hit with a hammer.

Dude, have you seen Megan Fox's hammer thumb? Its totally fucking gross, bro. I'd still it though.

by Notacrook June 10, 2010

hammer cock

A very large penis. A very well hung man.

Last night he used his hammer cock to pound me into orgasm.

by Scooter72 May 15, 2006

max hammer

When a man gets a running start, and attempts to ring the asshole of another man (The other man is bent over with his cheeks spread.) with his cock. The sensation you can get from this is awesome. Generous amounts of lube is recommended though.

We also play this as a game at parties. The first man to cum has to be "it".

My ass is sore from max hammering all night.

by Big Gay Roberto April 25, 2007

big black hammer

a huge black dick

martha didnt like choking on the big black hammer

by nightraven May 29, 2014

Hammered

1.(Adj.)To be Super ugly, used in black culture.
2. (adj.)Drunk out of your mind.

1. Dude that girl is soooo hammered.
2. Your so hammered. You see unicorns.

by lilJT April 7, 2009

hammerdin

a subclass of the warrior class paladin in diablo, diablo 2 and diablo 2 LOD. This paladin uses magical hammers to kill the opponent. fag character because all they need to do is spam their left click mouse button and wait for someone to walk into their hammer field

Hey, what are you pally?
-Hdin
hahaha noob.


Don't make me relog my hammerdin to kick your ass ft5!

by Rawr_12345 December 28, 2008