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Disappearing Hangout Guy

When one of your friends gets a girlfriend and rejects everyone else in his life. The girlfriend becomes priority numero uno, and nobody else matters. Disappearing Hangout Guys stop going to the gym, abandon their normal social circles and, in extreme cases, might even quit their jobs.
Mark: Hey man let's get some of the guys together to go fishing this weekend. Call Daniel and see if he wants to go.
Mike: I haven't talked to Daniel in months, ever since he got that girlfriend. Ever since he started dating that chick he's become a Disappearing Hangout Guy.
by PinoyMike88 May 23, 2010
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two-story hangover

This phrase has a double meaning:

1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover

2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
ex. Dude, I've got a two-story hangover after that kegger last night!!

ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
by B-Razzy May 8, 2005
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Herbie Hancock

When an individual has oral sex performed upon them while they smoke a marijuana cigarette.
Usually refers to males, but it can also refer to females on the receiving end of the oral sex.
-We were getting really high, and then all of a sudden, she starts blowing me!
-Woah shit, you got a Herbie Hancock?! You lucky bastard!
by ProgRockDrummer July 27, 2011
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hadcock

the uncommon last name of a extremely gifted or talented person
that girl over there is so fine she has to be a hadcock!
by lauren hadcock December 8, 2004
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Hancock

Being forced to wait an inordinate amout of time when on a strict schedule concerning consumption of any kind.
Dave: "Dude, are you coming to lunch or what!!??"

Dillon: "Can you wait for like, 10 or 12 more minutes? I got Hancocked again with this crap..."

--or--

"This Hancocking is getting out of hand! Every time we invite you to get a beer after work you show up as we're leaving. WTF man?"
by James Buffe' May 16, 2013
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handover

An short orgasm induced hangover caused by a particularly amazing hand-job.
I had a f***ing crazy handover last night.
by Scritton Bow March 15, 2011
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wii hangover

wii hangover- adj the felling of soreness that you get after playing the nintindo wii for a really long time. often due to wii sports tennis boxing or base ball. can often refer to a long night masterbation where one fells soreness from masterbating
dude after beating star wars on the wii last night my arm is freaking sore. i think i might have "wii hangover"

dude you need to stop watching porn you could get a wii hangover
by gay for tina fey February 17, 2009
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