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Honey Horse

When you have anal sex with a girl and after ejaculating into her anus, you pull out and urinate all over her ass/back.
"Dude, last night I was with Chandra and I totally gave her the honey horse...piss everywhere!"
by PSU Kidd March 14, 2009
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Sewer Horse

A sewer dwelling horse that is watching you RIGHT NOW.

A sewer horse in my pasture? Well, it's more common than you think.

You will know when a sewer horse is in your prescence. The Sewer horse is a hideous creature,. I will describe the sewer horse to you and you tell me if you've seen it.

The Sewer Horse has black skin and the face resembles a horse. It looks like it would be hanging around a sewer or was born in a sewer because of it's disfigured and abnormal facial features. We call it shitface. It's one of those creatures you feel sorry for and wonder if the mother did crack when she was pregnant with the sewer horse.

The Sewer Horse will have a face that resembles Mr. Ed. Long narrow, bony with bulging mishapen eyes that pop out of the sockets. The mouth will be large with gums exposed and larger teeth.

The Sewer Horse also has hair like a horse would. It resembles straw and is dry to the touch.

If you see this creature stay far away from it and it's minions or you may end up eaten or worse.

The sewer horse likes to watch people and gets angry when they see another who threatens their territory. If threatened the horse will attack so tread carefully.

The sewer horse goes by numerous names including jenny, vay jay jay, straw hair shemale, crack baby, ugly duckling and sewer.
There's a sewer horse dwelling among us and it's hungry.
by e2vs July 1, 2008
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Dark horse

The dark horse was trying to throw everybody that wasn't herself off to win at any cost. None of them knew the race was already thrown.
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021
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Horse Shadish

A horse radish of the Shad variant. The Shadian ancestors used this to sustain their peoples. It provided essential nutrients and happiness for all. Horse Shadish is currently extinct, but the present Shadians are currently trying to revive it.
The Horse Shadish is an ancient and healthy vegetable.
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horse-like

A Person or someone who is like a horse or similar personality traits to a horse.
Louie: Alex have you seen Charlie's girlfriend , she's so clapped.
Alex: Yh I know right she's so horse-like
by JEEEEEhaaaa November 18, 2020
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horse dookie

Be careful where you are walking,you might step in a pile of horse dookie!!
by FIREJACKER March 10, 2017
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The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.
Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.
by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012
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