dip and grip

The act of inserting one's finger or any object into their asshole, while jerking off

Last night I caught my roommate trying to dip and grip and he tried to play it off like nothing happened.

by THEBIGFISH6669 July 29, 2016

gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up

person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”

by pissy trissy August 4, 2022

gay gorilla grip getaway

when your bf gets stuck under the bed so you get them out by putting elmer’s glue on their pp and shoving it in their bf’s ass and thrust backwards

gay gorilla grip getaway

by karinaishot July 7, 2022

been a grip

Been a while, been a long time

It's been a grip since I seen you.

by Sativa Rhayne July 29, 2022

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Death Gripping

The act of listening to Death Grips for a long period of time and/or going to Death Grips concerts

Josh: NEVERMIND THE WAY IT SOUNDS, EVERYTIME WE MAKE IT BAIL, STRAIGHT INTO THE WOOP WOOP GROUNDDDD

Claire: What's he doing?

Jim: He's Death Gripping. Easily the worst I've seen from him, I better call the psychologist...

by CarkyAmster September 29, 2023

Virgin Mary Grip

The tightest pussy of them all, indescribable to the common man. one the real ones remember the day she was spread like peanut butter and really tested. Now shall we all pray to the grippiest of them all: نرجو أن نصلي إلى قبضة مريم العذراء المستقيمة من الأسفل التي حررتنا نحن البشر من تفاوتات العدم. آمين

She had some Virgin Mary grip to her

by Shagging Rn December 30, 2023