Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

by Medical Negligence Protester May 12, 2025

saucy grenade

When you perform a bowel movement and catch it in your hand, then proceeded to ejaculate onto the feces and throw it at your partner while yelling "fire in the hole".

Mom, last night Jimmy gave me a saucy grenade, and my bed is still sticky and smells like dumpster juice. He really needs to adjust his diet.

by L100 Eevee February 10, 2023

Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.

That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.

by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022

Lemon Hand Grenade

A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.

"I just emptied half my fruit bowl trying to give my girl a Lemon Hand Grenade!"

by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025

sex grenade

When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole

Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade

by I DID A THING, BRO!! September 17, 2023

grenade

an explodie rock

have a pet grenade

by iScream cone July 14, 2019

devastator, grenade, reverse bear claw

It is described as the act of pleasuring a women with the use of one's hand. The act as described as "devastator" is to make a fist and insert into the woman's vigina, the next act of the "grenade" is to quickly open the hand so the fingers are spread as far apart as possible while still inside the women, the final act of the "reverse bear claw" is to curl your fingers (as if you're scratching a person's back) and quickly pull out.

My girl has been pissing me off by hitting me in the nuts by "accident" so I decided to giver her the ol' devastator, grenade, reverse bear claw (DGRBC) (DGR)

by Dir7ygash November 30, 2016