dead gooch

a hard painful blow sent to the gooch, useually brought forth by a foot or a knee.

im going to dead gooch you with my foot.

by The Gooch Smasher!!! October 11, 2006

Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009

Gooch

Ones patch of skin located medial to the scrotum and anus.

Borat invited the world to lick his gooch when he made his movie.

Little Timmy shaves his gooch.

by Johan von Gooch November 27, 2006

Gooch

The under carrage of a males ballsack and inbetween the inner cervice of his rectum

Mike is a dirty Gooch.

by tcuch June 16, 2011

gooch

the spece between your a mans balls and his arse this is only a small gap but can become verry sweety at times, some men provent this by putting baby powder on this area. this small but sweety area in the gooch

aaron:DAM! ive got p.e next and forgot my talcm powder for my gooch.
tom:dont worry aaron you can borrow mine.its verry refreshing.
aaron:thanks you have saved my gooch from smelling like a gym sock.

by waggerette February 4, 2009

Goocher

As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.

I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher

by Voigts April 22, 2008

screw the gooch

To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.

"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."

I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."

"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"

by Ushtenhouser January 11, 2008