Goon

a big fecking idiot

bazrat you goon

by Mcfarts June 6, 2003

Goon

Unskilled, socially outcast worker employed to collect TV licence revenue on behalf of the BBC, who then use it to fund overpaid executives and sexually-deviant talent. Paid the minimum wage and relies heavily on commission earned selling TV licences. Likes to pretend they are an "officer" on official Government business, but TV Licensing goons are actually privately employed by a company called Capita. TV Licensing goons are undesirable visitors, having no more visiting rights than a pikey selling low-cost electrical goods.

I told that TV Licensing goon to fuck right off, because I don't watch any TV programmes.
My mate Kev is such a thick cunt he'd struggle even to get a job as a TV Licensing goon.

by Goonhilde's Gynaecologist September 3, 2013

Goon Squad

When a group of guys arrive at a party early in order to get way more drunk then all the guests at the party. It is also common for them to have their own theme for the party different then everyone else there. Females are a goonette squad

The Goon Squad is meeting at 7 to start drinking before the guests arrive at 9

by Boner Twerk August 6, 2011

Goody Tushu

Someone who is always doing the right thing, and supposivly never does anything bad or wrong.

That kid is such a Goody Tushu. He never swears or nothing.

by supertrooper257 June 20, 2008

Goofy Ahh

Meaning to compliment someone for their delightful qualities.

You are so ¨goofy ahh" today!

by joellyfish81 April 13, 2022

Goofy nigga

A person usually named Blake that wear adidas sweats everyday and is tan with glassses

Look at that goofy nigga Blake over there thinkin he got style

by Tiberson March 11, 2020

goon

1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money

1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004