A deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling at the precipice of monetary release.
The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial planner.
by JBOE March 3, 2025
Get the Pay Gooningmug. When you're working on a lot of music projects and getting close to done but never finish to completion.
Me: I swear I'm gonna get this album done this year
Someone's mom: Quit music gooning and release already
Someone's mom: Quit music gooning and release already
by Herelick Mycrotch May 24, 2024
Get the music gooningmug. flickergooning is basically gooning after a 7 day edging streak( or more depending on what level gooner you are). its called flickergooning because when you finally coom your eyes start flickering from the extreme pleasure
by lilfaggy333 May 22, 2024
Get the flicker gooningmug. by absolute d1 gooner hengooner August 30, 2025
Get the Goon baitingmug. The practice of repeatedly bringing oneself or another to the brink of orgasm and then deliberately stopping, over the course of several days. This prolonged edging method is termed "flicker gooning" due to the sensation it creates in the brain, which is likened to a light flickering between states—oscillating at the edge of climax without fully achieving it. This technique is often used to intensify the eventual orgasm and heighten sexual gratification.
After three days of flicker gooning, he said the final release was the most intense experience he'd ever had."
by FunkyJErkers May 24, 2024
Get the Flicker Gooningmug. When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago
by Not south side February 8, 2025
Get the Chicago flicker gooningmug. A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy
I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
by DonnieDarkyDarko September 2, 2023
Get the Goonmug.