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gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus
Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!
by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024
mugGet the gooch taxmug.

Gooch Caboose

The act of you and your best bro scissoring your taints, while holding your nut sacks so as to not cross the threshold of gay.
"Hey bro, are you ready to run the gooch caboose later tonight?"
"Yeah bro, I'll bring the nut butter!"
by Prince ChrisP May 20, 2024
mugGet the Gooch Caboosemug.

clean your gooch

when someone is annoying you'd say this
Someone: sybau
You: clean your gooch and grow up
by l3m0nsh4rks August 27, 2025
mugGet the clean your goochmug.

gooch

A piece of skin under your balls where your asshole is at
I tickeled my gooch
by FaZeIowaa September 23, 2020
mugGet the goochmug.

Gooch Booger

One who has a dried cum stain on their gooch.
by MrYogiBear November 27, 2022
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lick my gooch

WHEN YOU WANT A REAL NIGGA TO LICK YA GOOCH YFM
by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 19, 2023
mugGet the lick my goochmug.

GOOCH CLAT

When your booty makes a rumbling vibration/sound from a ferocious fart.
"Oh brother, I just felt my gooch clat!"
by eeecha September 18, 2018
mugGet the GOOCH CLATmug.

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