Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 22, 2010

In the garden

A term used when someone is playing or talking about the game Gardens of Time on Facebook.

Me: What are you doing right now

Ami: I'm in the Garden leave me alone!

by lunylovegood44 August 6, 2011

Weting the garden

Using water and a garden hose to fuck yourself until your dick turns ashy.

"Billy go wash the pavement"

"Ok"

3 minutes later.

"Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Weting The Garden, its the new black"

by Definitions4Days November 25, 2013

back door gardening

To shave your ass hair

I've got a big date tonight. I need to do a bit of back door gardening.

by Darkened Joker April 17, 2017

Barcelona Olive Garden

When you stick olives all over your partner's body and then stick a pimiento up their butt.

Babe, can we please do the Barcelona Olive Garden tonight? It's my birthday.

by Mark Question December 2, 2018

Parental figure of female gender

Yo mama

Yo I wanna visit your parental figure of female gender

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021

Get into the Seville garden

Chill with a dutch women for an evening

I'll get into the Seville garden

by Hfiwjdhizhwhagsb March 18, 2022