Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Asian granny syndrome

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain

The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy

by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024

Granny gumming

When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers

I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.

by Smollpp2002 May 6, 2024

ur granny

a tranny.

ur granny a tranny

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

Granny Gold

Granny Gold refers to late model sedans and SUVs in the shade of metallic gold, enhancing the vehicles visual appeal. Many folks recall their grandmother driving a gold color car and its been affectionately dubbed "granny gold". Camrys, Accords, Tahoes, and Buicks are the usual suspects.

Person 1: Hey check out the car that my grandma handed down to me!
Person 2: Nice! And its in Granny Gold too!

by Daddy_Digital March 1, 2024

Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

Ghost grannies

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.

Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?

by Westy3581 July 6, 2022