Ghetto Tumbleweed

any combination of indigenous dead plant life tangled with discarded hair weave, typically of kankelon fibers.
I was standing on the corner waiting for a John and a ghetto tumbleweed crossed my path.
by JanWicked October 11, 2011
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ghetto trippin'

Making an excursion into a neighborhood valued comparatively lower than the locale one is accustomed to.
I hate Hastings, I didn't even need to be there I guess I was just ghetto trippin'.
by Sean Connerizzle dizzle May 22, 2008
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ghetto tackulous

A take on Ghetto Fabulous, but with a slight lean towards extreme tackyness, due to lack of planning, funds, insight, or intelegence.
That lowered Escalade with the chrome spinners and dark tinted windows is cool, but the fact that the front left fender is painted primer grey and looks like it's fresh from a junkyard makes it Ghetto Tackulous.
by Xan Nampho September 18, 2005
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Ghetto ambulance

1. When an acquaintance has too much of the wrong stuff at a party and is dumped at the front door of the emergency room

2. The vehicle used to perform said action
"Marty passed out from all the coke so they gave him the ghetto ambulance."
by VacuumVendor December 15, 2020
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Ghetto Kiss

When you forcefully kiss your insignificant other, resulting in a headbutt and slight concussion.
I gave my girlfriend a ghetto kiss the other day and she won't talk to me anymore. Probably because she's in the hospital.
by Swag fucking master December 17, 2015
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Diversity Ghetto

Window-dressing section of a college or corporate campus where most or all of an institution's diversity programs are placed. Often consists of a single floor, or single office, often in a remote or inaccessible part of the campus. Offices typically are understaffed, underfunded and expected to be experts on all issues black, brown and gay, and expected to deal with every life issue students of color, women and LGBT students face.
Person 1: Where is Dr. Liz Frazier's office?

Person 2: Who is that?

Person 1: She is head of Multicultural Affairs.

Person 2: Probably in the Diversity Ghetto. It's on the 3rd Floor of Smith Hall, on the other side of campus.

Person 1: Thanks. I have a question about racism.
by Editor, Fed Up Dictionary August 31, 2015
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Ghetto swimming

Sneaking in, and swimming in a pool at an apartment complex, or hotel, when you are not a resident, or guest.
Would you like to go ghetto swimming at the holiday inn down the street? I hear that they have a kick-ass pool!
by anticolon July 29, 2012
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