red gary

While having anal intercourse, the Red Gary is the act in which a man pulls his erect penis from the bleached swollen butthole of his partner, dips it in Louisiana hot sauce and proceeds to slide it firmly back in the hole, while yelling "here comes the Red Gary".

I shaved her butthole because it was hairy, then I found some Tabasco and gave her the red Gary.

by The Red Gary December 18, 2014

Scary Gary

sticking pinky finger up your partner's butthole

when your partner during sexual intercouse (sex) sticks their pinky up your bum hole it is called a "scary gary"

by BA BullDawg October 20, 2010

Rude Gary

When a man ruins your vagina and then farts on you.

I had to break up with my boyfriend after he pulled a rude gary on me.

by polyd March 20, 2010

Anti-Gary Strike Force

The main source of opposition to the popular cult of Gary the Pony. Brings truth and justice to a world filled with darkness.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force spans the same Seattle elementary schools as Gary the Pony does.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force can also be referred to as 'AGS' or 'AGSF'. Their website can be found at www.freewebs.com/antigarystrikeforce (cut and paste into the browser)

Neutral-aligned person: "Y'know, I don't actually like Gary the Pony that much."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Then join the Anti-Gary Strike Force!"
Neutral-aligned person: "Okay."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Thank you!" -gives confidential information to new recruit-
Formerly neutral-aligned person: "Wow! I just realized Gary sucks! Yay!"

by Lieutenant Vulcan May 2, 2005

A Gary

When a player get a set of 3s in a poker game, term derived from the high stakes poker games held in Prestwich, Manchester, games played by such celebrities as Devil Fish, Gary Brownlie, Aniello “The Bluffer Russo”, and Tony “Two Tone” Potts. All famous names within the English Poker ranks.

The flop comes;

ACE - KING - THREE

One of the players is holding Pocket threes, and bets large, one of the opponents will ask, "you got a Gary?"

by HiddenPersonYouMightKnow July 6, 2009

Bloody Gary

A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.

Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!

by B. Hanback December 16, 2008

Dirty Gary

The act of masturbating to porn and ejaculating into a piece of toilet paper, later, putting that piece of toilet paper in the toilet and forgetting to flush the toilet. Later your mother gets home and believes it is mucus and makes you stay home sick.

"Dude are you coming snowboarding with me tomorrow?"

"No, I can't I just pulled a Dirty Gary and my mom thinks im really sick"

by PACO-PACO March 26, 2010