hurt foreskin

when you are masturbating circumcised and you cause too much friction on the foreskin so it peels

hey bro i got hurt foreskin last night i didn't use lube

by poo poo dealer May 14, 2019

Freddy Foreskin

A Nibba whom'st circumcised

Guy 1: Hey guys look its Freddy Foreskin
Guy 2: *pulls down pants* not anymore

by 2c3r2c3232 June 2, 2019

new fires

A term used for a single or group of newly hired employees, that by fault of their own, has been or is about to be fired.

Oh my, did you see the latest group of New Fires in orientation? I doubt they will last a week!

by chachajoe November 11, 2019

Morrison Fires

The name that the radical left wing tried to market the 2019-2020 Australian bushfires. This is not the official name and never was or has been.

The name originated from Reddit r/australia, a notoriously left wing forum where facts are often ignored.

Did you see the reddit post about the mom wanting to call this bushfire season the Morrison Fires? Yeah me too, what a bunch of fucking brain dead morons.

by FactualPolitics January 8, 2020

Chinese Firestarter

A product or appliance made in China that is so bad of quality, it has a risk of catching fire and potentially burning more than just itself.

Don't buy things like appliances from China, they have a tendency to be chinese firestarters.

by username4544 September 14, 2020

Sock Foreskin

The inside of a sock where all the material connects, balling up into an irritating bit.

Rodger: Man this sock foreskin is bugging the shit out of me its like theres a rock in my shoe I can’t get rid of.

Tony: Yeah I hate that shit too bro

by DannyDogg January 6, 2021

Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus

Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life

by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021