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funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
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Funk

1) Funk,

The intergalactic vibrations of groovy cats in tune with the mothership, revolutionizing human consciousness through grooves and jams that are typically psychedellic in nature.

2) Funk,

A stank stench - non-specific in origin but experienced quite specifically.

3) Funk,

Other definitions and bastardizations of the word are attributed to some serious jive talkin' turkeys not from the mothership.
1) That groovy cat Methastopholes can really bring da funk! When I hear his vibrations I'm teleported to Funk City in the most groovy way can ya' dig?

2) OMG WTF is that god awful funk coming out of the fridge, the garbage, your room, your ass...

3) What the funk is that... A jive talkin' turkey would say.
by G-Clint-Groove-Cat September 6, 2013
mugGet the Funkmug.

dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin
Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.
Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!
by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
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funk zone

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhhhh
by childeater123 August 13, 2019
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funk head

An awkward social situation where an individual touches or smears something that smells funky on the head or face of someone else, thus giving them funkhead. Often, others can then smell the "funk" on said individual.
What's that funky smell, did someone give Mark funk head again?
by Tonycanuck99 July 3, 2007
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road funk

The layer of filth that is on you after a road trip.
I'm gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.
by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008
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