often mistaken for phonk, brazilian funk is a style of music that is just ear ringing bass and annoying voicelines.
the only way this type of music should even be described is brainrot in music form.
some examples include:
literally any song in a sigma edit is a brazilian funk slowed song that is just the most gay thing you can hear.
the only way this type of music should even be described is brainrot in music form.
some examples include:
literally any song in a sigma edit is a brazilian funk slowed song that is just the most gay thing you can hear.
Willy: Hey wanna listen to some music?
Don: Yeah sure, you ever heard of Public Enemy?
Willy: Whats that? Brazilian funk is probably better
don: kills himself and records it on camera
Don: Yeah sure, you ever heard of Public Enemy?
Willy: Whats that? Brazilian funk is probably better
don: kills himself and records it on camera
by Bill Billy Bob August 4, 2024

1) Funk,
The intergalactic vibrations of groovy cats in tune with the mothership, revolutionizing human consciousness through grooves and jams that are typically psychedellic in nature.
2) Funk,
A stank stench - non-specific in origin but experienced quite specifically.
3) Funk,
Other definitions and bastardizations of the word are attributed to some serious jive talkin' turkeys not from the mothership.
The intergalactic vibrations of groovy cats in tune with the mothership, revolutionizing human consciousness through grooves and jams that are typically psychedellic in nature.
2) Funk,
A stank stench - non-specific in origin but experienced quite specifically.
3) Funk,
Other definitions and bastardizations of the word are attributed to some serious jive talkin' turkeys not from the mothership.
1) That groovy cat Methastopholes can really bring da funk! When I hear his vibrations I'm teleported to Funk City in the most groovy way can ya' dig?
2) OMG WTF is that god awful funk coming out of the fridge, the garbage, your room, your ass...
3) What the funk is that... A jive talkin' turkey would say.
2) OMG WTF is that god awful funk coming out of the fridge, the garbage, your room, your ass...
3) What the funk is that... A jive talkin' turkey would say.
by G-Clint-Groove-Cat September 6, 2013

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.
I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

by Cool_boomer1957 August 18, 2022

by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017
