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twink funk

(noun, informal, often humorous)
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances, hair product, and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
“The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.”
by Sandancer69 March 16, 2025
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Sick in the funk

When one is completely absorbed by and or involved in controversial matters. Usually that of a nefarious or scandalous type.
Damn, homie! Im here in the joint and been getting word that you're sick in the funk!
by Duck from the gunclub June 11, 2018
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funk

an epic switch involving 3 or more couples
Bro what’s the move tonight? “Parker’s parents are gone so we’re having a massive funk in his basement!” yooo I’ll be there we’re gonna mak so hard! “Hell ya u better pull up
by reedballer2 May 17, 2019
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Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.
I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
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T Funk Carry

When the powerful Twitch Streamer "T Funk Era" carries you in a Halo match.
Good thing we had that T Funk Carry or we might not have achieved a victory!
by Cool_boomer1957 August 18, 2022
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john funk

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”

*farts*

*burns nose hairs off*

“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”

*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
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dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.
You’re acting like a dew funk
by Dew funk November 16, 2023
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