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Free festival

Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.

Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!
by Kerb November 30, 2004
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free scoopies

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.
by porkchop5k August 11, 2007
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free sleep

when you go to sleep and don't set any alarms
i have no plans tomorrow, i think i'm just gonna free sleep.
by ilstu May 20, 2007
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free n' me

Short for "free and me". A type of attitude where you think you should get everything for free, and everything belongs to you. A person with the free n' me attitude rarely pays for anything, instead letting friends take care of the bill. In addition, a person with this attitude will assume that they are allowed to use anything a friend owns.

Usually a person with the free n' me attitude will act nonchalant about their actions, as if the free n' me attitude is something normal.
Syrus provided a case study of the free n' me attitude when he took 3 slices of pizza for free when everyone else had chipped in $5.
by matildafan101 January 5, 2009
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Free young

Freely, Playful, Immature, and look for a good laugh... The kind of people who don't want to grow up. They are the people who skip school or work to hang out with friends, and still play video games. Are you free young?
I am so free young i don't need school, I am just too sexy. (Example doesn't describe me at all)
by Sxy-Jerry June 10, 2008
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Free remix

When a cd skips and produces a repetition of words or gaps in the song producing a new and fun version of the song.
"Oh hot d-d-d-damn th-th-th-this is my jam"
"FREE REMIX!"
by DV7d7 May 31, 2009
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Free ride to brown

Effortless anal sex
My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.
by cerberus98 May 25, 2011
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