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Pretty farts

Pretty fart’ is known as the Sibby fart. It came from a woman called Sibby who only farts pretty.
‘Omg I just heard pretty farts, that must’ve been Sibby farting’.
by Sibby.1209 October 24, 2025
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Nuclear fartsplosion

When you fart so hard it creates the loudest noise known to man and fills the whole room with gas.
Person 1: "Remember that time Person 3 caused a nuclear fartsplosion in my bedroom?"
Person 2: "Yeah..that was the craziest one."
Person 3: "HEY, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY FART?!"
by W Rich November 19, 2025
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Smokin’ Farts

When a sports fan can no longer jump around in excitement while watching games because their team’s season ended & now has to sit & watch other games on the couch while breathing in their own farts (because they can no longer jump around their house in excitement). Depression from their team being eliminated causes them to become immobile on their couch during all following games.
Brett is gonna be smokin’ farts the rest of January since his favorite team just lost to their biggest rival in the playoffs. He no longer has the ability to get up & fart away from his wife while watching other games as he’s too depressed. Now his wife will inhale his farts as well, unless her team is still alive as she’ll watch in another room.
by JohnnyDarkEyes January 12, 2026
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Sack O' Farts

Calling someone this will gain you much street cred. You only call someone you absolutely despise. Like, with a burning passion.
Jack - i hate you billy, you ugly sack o' farts.
Billy - aw.
Ashley - ur so cool Jack.
by iCarlin July 5, 2016
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cuter than popcorn farts

"Damn girl, your cuter than popcorn farts"
by Playa 😎 July 11, 2017
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Vagina Blood Farts

Her Vagina Blood Farts showed, due to her bloody high mid waist panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which she loved to sob!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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Vagina Blood Farts

Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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