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Plant food

Plant food Is a substance used to get high or grow plants quicker commonly known as Pauline
Do you want to get some Pauline tonight?(plant food)
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unauthorized foods

One of the items taken in the raid of your home when your corrupt Congressman husband (up for re-election in 11 days) tweets that you had a premonition of a dystopian society.

Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.

People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.
Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.
by UnderOverIt October 24, 2020
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save on foods

A supermarket that sells "fresh" food with "unbeatable" prices.
Hey Jimmy imma waste ma 30$ for sum cabbage at Save On Foods
by FortniteSuxDick October 2, 2018
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Decoy Food

Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.
Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
by Lt. Magnus January 6, 2012
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Food waterfall

She got a food waterfall anticipating the smoked pork butt.
by 556Raven October 24, 2011
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Mepo Foods

The best grocery store in mepo. Provides the best services. Has many single people ready to mingle. Many slootingles happen at Mepo Foods. Best deals ever, can’t find a cheaper lunchable anywhere else.
I love shopping at Mepo Foods.
by Mepo Foods April 2, 2022
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Food Torture

When someone gives you food but you are not allowed to eat it
Why did he do that? That was Food Torture!
by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016
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