Noah’s Foot

Has the biggest shlong imaginable. HE WILL LITERALLY READ YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY IN A MATTER OF SECOND WITH HIS 94 FOOT PENIS.

Dude 1: Yo is that Noah’s Foot?
Dude 2: Yeah he can’t walk with that massive cock.

by Noah’s Left Middle Toe October 17, 2020

Boot Foot

How bad your feet smell after wearing work boots all day.

Guy 1: "Man, I can smell your feet from 20 feet away!"

Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I worked all day, I got Boot Foot."

by Knightboss17 March 8, 2018

Trigger foot

The foot in which you step on and fart when you have the walking farts.

Why do you only fart when you step on your right foot? That's my trigger foot, man!!

by Deplorable Texan February 25, 2017

pucker foot

When your dog proceeds to sit down, but instead of sitting on the floor puts their butthole on your foot.

Ahhhhh! Get off me fido! You just gave me pucker foot! Now I have poop on my ErrForceOnes!

by jackmoon18 May 4, 2016

Foot Parasite

The nickname given to annoying children that grab onto your legs and trip you.

I was trying to walk around but some foot parasites tripped me.

by MaroonDog July 29, 2016

foot mustard

When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.

Dude, get a doctor to check out your foot mustard situation, it's seriously gross.

by Aria Stormshine June 14, 2016

plungy foot

When you put your foot in someones ass. :)

Aw man did you give her another plungy foot?

by kettle_corn96 May 16, 2016