Fool's herpes

When you have a pimple on your mouth.

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!

by my name is hammy August 26, 2017

fool

Homie

"hey fool lets go get some tacos"

by BigPimppin6906 April 20, 2018

foodshopping

the kind of shopping that exists purely as a survival mechanism- the primary goal is the acquisition of sustenance

Person 1: Do you want to go to the mall with me?
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Uhh... Whatever you want, really...
Person 2: I only ever go foodshopping. All other forms of getting the things are extraneous. And I already have food.
Person 1: Oh... well, have fun not dying, I guess?
Person 2: Righto!

by cathuman March 4, 2018

Foodsponge

A person (usually hungover) who asks you to bring them some food back to the office but never pays the purchaser back.

Dave: I'm just popping out to KFC.
Sean: Oh, get me a twister combo please mate?
Dave: Here you go.
Dave to 3rd person: Sean's such a foodsponge, I'll never see the money for it.

by Pure Beef August 21, 2018

Fool

Usually used as a substitute for someone's name when you greet them

Example: Wassup fool.

by YSL300000 November 27, 2018

Folsom Butterfly

the act of fellatio in which both hands twist on the shaft of the penis and the mouth sucks on the head and remaining shaft of the penis. this creates a butterfly effect with the elbows.

My girlfriend gave me a blowjob last night. She even did the Folsom Butterfly.

by LtGenKarni May 6, 2019

Fool's Simp

A male who treats a female with the respect he would anyone else. Most commonly when their beliefs happen to align on the internet.

"Simp!" John said. "No," James said, "that's a fool's simp you moron!"

by AnWatermelon March 25, 2020