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Flaming Cocktail

During the beggining of sexual intourcourse, the male douses his penis in a gallon of diesel fuel gasoline and proceedes to (preferably with matches) set his member aflame. After this task is completed he continues to manualy insert his flaming member into the woman. He proceedes until the flame is no more.
I am going to give Christine the best flaming cocktail ever.
by fuckmylife97 January 22, 2011
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Flaming Sword

In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.
Omg, i wanted to bang this hott chick so bad i ended up giving myself a flaming sword instead.
by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017
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j-flame

When you roast or "flame" an individual, but with an intention of illciting sexual favors
Jane: The other day Matt called me a pizza face but then winked at me. What does he mean?
Mary: Yeah, that's a classic j-flame. He's trying to get in your pants!
by Turdburgler24 June 14, 2016
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Flaming Romanov

The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.
Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.

Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.
by Design_Flaw May 10, 2011
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Flaming shart

When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.
Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.
by Stabbed Penis Solarbeam June 29, 2013
mugGet the Flaming shartmug.

flaming mud

What comes out of your ass after a night of eating a couple dozen 911 wings and having a few pitchers of draft beer.
I need to shove some I cubes up my burnt asshole after all that flaming mud.
by Gabo McGaha March 3, 2007
mugGet the flaming mudmug.

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