Titty Fest

A titty fest occurs when a woman of interest to another shows her equal interest by acompanying her suitor to a semi-private space and unexpectedly exposing her bare breasts to the suitor, enthusiastically grabing the head of her suitor, and joyously rubbing said suitor's face on and between her breasts to the equally surprised and excited suitor.

Eventhough she caught him looking at her breasts more than once in conversation, Monica and Sam hit it off when she laughed at some of his jokes during their group fundraising event. At the afterparty, he made her laugh some more and was rewarded with a quick titty fest in a bathroom stall.

by Juan Juevos November 30, 2022

Grizzly Fest

When you tell your wife or significant other you are going to a fantasy football draft with "the boys." But in reality you are going to a private secluded island with a bunch of dudes and do not want your wife or significant other to question your homosexuality.

Grizzly A: Hey man did you get a hall pass to go to the grizzly fest this year?
Grizzly B: Yea my wife does not even suspect a thing, I even got new toys for this year's grizzly fest.
Grizzly A: Nice, my wife didn't even suspect a thing either. I got tons of lube, looking forward to seeing your new toys.

by Grizzly_Todd August 11, 2024

frump fest

The encounter of a group of women subpar to expectations.

Guy1: "Yo, Let's go ask the chicks at the bar if they want to dance?"
Guy2: "No way! Have you seen them up close? It's a total frump fest over there!

by Frump Fester May 31, 2018

synonym: sausage fest

All males, no females.

Where are all the girls? It's a synonym: sausage fest in here.

by Tiffany22 January 9, 2014

wonton fest

a party of only Asians (or at least 80% Asians), where there is a substantial abundance of people who most likely eat wonton.

Lee: You coming to my party?
Bill: Is it going to be another wonton fest?
Lee: Fuck you

by justforlogins5 October 16, 2015

Mutual-React Fest

When two people go back and forth reacting to eachothers' posts and comments on facebook.

"I don't care if you have a Facebook, I just don't want you getting into mutual-react fests with other dudes!"

by curciikidd September 3, 2020

bun in a sausage fest

A female at a predominantly male gathering (also known as a sausage fest).

"Sarah, you still at Nick's place?"
"Nah, he invited tons of his friends over and I don't like being a bun in a sausage fest."

by FlufflePuffPony December 11, 2016