a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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bobby: I'm so emo.
Phil: then whats the deal with the smiley face t-shirt and great attitude you stupid falser?
Phil: then whats the deal with the smiley face t-shirt and great attitude you stupid falser?
by Lil' snoopy November 30, 2009
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When you've had a late night out getting drunk but you wake up early with seemingly a ton of energy. So you get up and go about your day only to suddenly feel a huge energy drop, normally after you have eaten.
It's essentially a late hang-over.
(Pronounced False-E or False-E's)
It's essentially a late hang-over.
(Pronounced False-E or False-E's)
Tom: "I was out really late last night with Dan and Gary but I woke up super early and I feel brilliant"
Dan: "Nah, mate. Don't fall for it. You've got the falsee's!"
....2 hours later
Tom: "I'm feeling so drained, I need to sleep so bad."
Dan: "Told ya it was a falsee!"
Dan: "Nah, mate. Don't fall for it. You've got the falsee's!"
....2 hours later
Tom: "I'm feeling so drained, I need to sleep so bad."
Dan: "Told ya it was a falsee!"
by Dandonian December 9, 2012
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Get the Falseonym mug.A furry or a persona’s sona that is not their actual sona or real selves. Artists mostly use others’ false sona to make them feel comfortable!
Example: your fursona and a white wolf hugging but with some hints like markings of their favorite colors, their fursona’s color markings.
Example: your fursona and a white wolf hugging but with some hints like markings of their favorite colors, their fursona’s color markings.
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Faaselavei says "Do you know I was dancing in front of the window while your landlord was here? I hope he didn't think I was flirting."
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