strike at the fudge factory

when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike.

Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"

by keith-tastic May 22, 2008

tokyo chocolate factory

while analizing an asian, she simultaneously defecates upon herself

i fuck this asian chick so hard, she shat herself, turning her ass into a tokyo chocolate factory

by quabtwabbler August 24, 2009

San Diego hat factory

When one person deficates into a diaper and then places the diaper on another person's head.

She complained her head was cold, so I gave her the San Diego Hat Factory treatment.

by fugly1138 November 9, 2009

it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor

This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot warmer than it is.

Today is February 10. In Cleveland, it is 50 degrees, but with the it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor it feels like 75.

by fletch042 February 10, 2009

Risk Factor

a phrase used to indicate a comment that belies homosexual tendencies

"I love Whitney Houston" - Person A
"Risk Factor" - Person B

"John looks good in the scarf and tight pants" - Person A
"Risk Factor" - Person B

by Felix Factor December 9, 2008

wow factor

An important aspect of experience design which can be applied in a variety of contexts and applications depending on the event concerned and the required outcome. In events, the "wow" factor refers to an impressive and impactful element of the design which is used by the designer to reinforce particular aspects of the attendant's experience, usually resulting in particular sensory stimulation (visual, auditory, etc) which can be used to facilitate memory formation and retention afterwards. Whilst popularly thought to require originality in creativity, the wow factor is usually produced using cues familiar to its receivers.

Bill: Wow, look at those fireworks dude, they are really special.

Ben: Wow, yeah dude. They really add the wow factor. Totally fucking unforgettable.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 5, 2010

pseudo facts

When a politcal organization or it's supporters do faulty misleading reasearch and then present it to the public as a fact.
Nowadays Coporations who wish to discredit solid scientific reasearch that might hurt their profits will employ this tactic.
Pesudo facts involve Cherry-picking edvidence, and creating rigged experiments that can confuse or mislead people.

Corporations that see the recognition of Golbal Warming as a threat to their company's profits will employ pseudo facts to confus the public

by ????^_^???? October 28, 2006