by duudewersdf June 9, 2011
Get the nail fumug. When rappers say that "niggas fu", or call people "fu" it means they are fake people. Here is a D. Savage lyric: "I got brothers not no homies cuz you pussy niggas fu".
by slattcentral May 3, 2022
Get the Fumug. A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
Get the Ding dong kung-fumug. by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019
Get the kung fumug. A horny person who loves to watch and be a child molester. Often can be found living in trash cans, a bus driver from Karachi. Generally found to molest victims named Gregory.
by PEWDS IS WORKING WITH CHINA March 27, 2022
Get the Matthew Fumug. 
