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malaysian hockey

When you put your hand in a cup of ice for 5 minutes then cup your balls.
When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.
by fishgaming June 20, 2024
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finger hockey

Did you get any road head during trip? No, but I played a little finger hockey.
by gman75 July 29, 2024
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Hockey sport

What my dumbass grandpa calls hockey, akin to Parents calling Xbox and Playstation all "Nintendo"
Dammit are you still playing that damn hockey sport
by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025
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Hockey

K Sparks was a puck and got played with some hockey last night.
by your mom 412 May 11, 2024
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Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.
There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.
by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021
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