Scrap Family

The neighbor family who has scraps of various shit (toys, furniture, random lawn tools never put away) in the yard. One can only assume the many children who reside there are the scraps leftover from a few different relationships along the way. They have scrap dogs too (several dogs not cared for and always running amuck).
Did you see that scrap family who moved in next door?

I ran into a scrap family and their scrap dogsthe other day.
by ShakerFranklin August 27, 2021
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Family Crisismess

This has two distinct phases:

Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other

similarly-minded family members.

Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.
Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess
by Studio19 December 29, 2009
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Fortune family

Is what happens when a pussy snorts so much cum that he honestly believes he has loyal followers. Also searches sex offenders databases for dates.
That guy must be fortune family material. I feel bad for that child.
by Silverbackbear April 25, 2020
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familial vibe

The wholesome feeling when you’re aboard a delta flight along with many nice families after just spent a week with teenagers who revolve their lives around drinking and having sex.
Very familial vibes aboard the delta flight today!
by Urmamamamama2000 February 16, 2023
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The Jackson family

The only Jackson family that existed and still exists is The Michael Jackson family, After MJ had a fall out with his bandmates who used his name Jackson as the band name,they had difficulty changing their surnames from Jackson as it appeared it was their publicly known surname as they wished to remain in the entertainment industry. The whole band consisted of a father -joe , a mother-katherine and about 11 or so children, Michael Jackson was one of them- the 1 his surname was used for the whole band.
Michael Jackson had only one wife.
Michael Jackson never married lmp.
It is known today that lmp could be Latoya MJ's former band mate.
MJ's real wife was never part of the band.
The matriach of the Jackson family was never Katherine, it's MJ's real wife.
by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021
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brawl in the family

a kinda old comic series that was about the wacky shenanigans of the characters of super smash bros brawl cast
person 1: "yo have you seen that cool web comic called brawl in the family

person 2: "no man i haven't"

person 1: "then check it out man there are even books for it!"
by samoclodo May 15, 2020
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