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Eddie gawk

A cool guy that doesnt like plain rice because hes tasteless. He has a very weird sense of humour and usually makes sus comments but wont admit hes 0.9% gay . He has the most annoying gf but somehow still loves her, he is a very big simp for kristina but he doesnt wanna admit it for some reason. His faceee ,hes the mostt beautiful person and has the cutest eyelashes but wont realise how long they're because hes blind . He has some cute ass dimples which everyone should be jealous of . Everything about him in general is perfect except from the fact that he wont attempt to write with his left hand. He tends to turn everything into something dirty no matter what you say. Hes very helpful and is really smart,he always works hard for everything which is something that amazes everyone. He deserves the whole world <3
Kris : Who's that smexc guy?
Stranger: its eddie,eddie gawk
Kris : dayummmm now it all makes sense
by hahahelloidk July 1, 2021
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eddy offbeat

late night talks at 3am...eddy offbeat!!!!
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Eddie McTusan

The man, the myth, the legend. It is written that Sir Edward McTusan, AKA "Eddie McTusan" is the greatest Australian Footy player to have ever played the game,
Well, he's certainly no Eddie McTusan but that Aussie sure can play footy.
by JJDST October 24, 2011
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Eddie

Sweetest guy around. Edward is an Old English name given to those who are very lucky. It is comes from Old English words 'ead' meaning 'happy' or 'prosperous' and 'weard' meaning 'guard'. Those named after Eddie often have a large penis and a love for sex. Eddie's are extremely Good Men, are incredibly attractive for not only physical appearance but also their great sense of humour, they thrive on making others laugh and are very intelligent

Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humour. he pleasures woman in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Surrounded by friends, an Eddie is a one in a million.
1# Who's he? He's hot?

2# It's Eddie.

-Every girl needs an Eddie in her life.
Sarah : Guess who I met last night?

Becky : who?

Sarah: Eddie!

Becky : Your so lucky
by EDN08 November 22, 2021
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Eddie

A sexy beast. His bulging muscles and massive whale cock gets all the pussy.
That Eddie guy absolutely destroyed my ass last night.
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Eddie

Eddie is my friend
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Fast Eddie

An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.
"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"
by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021
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