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Earth Day

1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl
Earth day is on Saturday this year.
by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023
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earth

Earth is a place with
racism
sexism
homophobia
rape
murder
pedophiles

poverty
abuse
death
cruelty
terrorist attacks
suicide
war
Fortnite
oppressor griefers
Twitter feminists

dream stans
zoophiles
Fortnite kids
furies
the 13th doctor
world hunger
pollution

incest

but it's not all bad we do have
love
happiness
food
earth is hell
by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022
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Flat Earth

Believe it or not, there are still people who believe in a flat Earth.
by Newmarduk December 23, 2021
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Earth piss

Rain.
From the sky.
Yo that Earth piss is coming down hard af.
by Bibyoung July 21, 2019
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Oppy earth

What's the best server in the world oppy earth
by Jerryofficial November 24, 2021
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flat earth

People that believe in flat earth can not accept globe evidence.
by globalbutter July 25, 2022
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talk to earth

Saying that someone needs to stop talking to you with such disrespect, or to stop saying something because they are wrong. Essentially telling them to get more in touch with nature (Earth) so they can be more humble and not disrespectful or judgmental.
"Damn bro, are you really wearing fake Jordan's right now?" "Are you blind? My J's are not fake, talk to earth."
by Ender Crowe February 4, 2025
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