Elijah macwhoremac

a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine

Elijah: uhhhhhh

woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac

by milk god June 7, 2021

Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.

Elijah's laptop keeps breaking

by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021

Elijah Adams

Someone who's really annoying, also they have a tiny penis

You I had sex with Elijah Adams and he had a tiny penis

by Soyboy420 June 14, 2019

Elijah Rhonemous

He’s pretty quiet but whenever he has something to say it’s funny but like stupid funny

Elijah Rhonemous has a lot of random questionably true facts today

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

elijah

elijah is so goddamn hot and most girls cannot get over him. he’s most likely got a huge dick and is amazing in bed. he’s always ready to get dirty

omg elijah is so hot

by i’d rather stay anonymous November 12, 2022

Elijah

Sexiest guy on earth! Every girl wants this man because he is so tall and muscular. (One of the guys that think everything is great and runs from the one person who is scary.)

Friend: OMG, Is that Elijah?!
Me: Yeah it is!

by bells.go.ding.bro March 17, 2022

Elijah

A faggot ginger with no braincells and was born with down syndrome and dot over his face

Elijah u look so gay bro

by Niggerfaggotslickbitch678 June 14, 2018