Drunk Drifting

A drinking game:

Supplies:
three different proofs of alcohol
Forza 3
you and three friends.

Rules:
Each person takes a hot lap on Forza 3 with drift points turned on. Each person remembers their drifting score. The second place person takes a shot of the lowest proof alcohol, third place, second highest proof, last place shoots the highest proof.

There are no rewinds, and preferably no driving assists. only cosmetic damage, usually.

Upon winning, the first place finisher gets to pick the next car and track.

Ken: Hey Brett, what are you doing tonight?

Brett: I think we are going to go drunk drifting tonight.

Ken: Badass! I'm in!

Drunk Drifting by bafast June 7, 2011

drunk mouth

When you wake up in the morning and you can't remember what you ate or drank before you passed out but you can remember it by the taste in your mouth the next day.

Bill: DUDE, we were sooooo drunk last night!! I don't remember a thing!
Bob: Well at the bar, just before we left, we chugged those brewskees and when we got back to the house, we downed those wontons and chicken-fried rice..
Bill: Now that you mention it, my drunk mouth did taste a little like asian food when i woke up this afternoon.

drunk mouth by rnm492 July 23, 2011

drunk on drugs 

What 4th graders say when they don't know what high means.

4th grader - Hey my brother got arrested for being drunk on drugs.

drunk on drugs by Poopbob Fartpants June 27, 2014

drunk gay 

When you act straight when you're sober but gay af when hammered

Yeah dude, my girl was making out with Lisa at the party after her third beer, she's a total drunk gay.

drunk gay by vodka em September 28, 2017

drunk ass cash 

One whose use for money is not smart and spent on ridiculous items. Basically a very dumb individual.

Man why did you buy that dildo, you got drunk ass cash.

drunk ass cash by Drunk boi December 31, 2017

Drunk as a Russian 

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears

Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

Drunk as a Russian by Drunk Russian With Vodka February 19, 2019

drunk on halloween by wallows 

drunk on halloween by wallows is a song braeden wrote because he's cornudo BUT also because he said "we have to give Mila a song", so drunk on halloween is FOR mila you know? written FOR mila and ONLY MILA

That's Mila's song! Must be Drunk on halloween by wallows

drunk on halloween by wallows by milatearss November 1, 2020