douche canoe on the lazy river 

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

douche canoe on the lazy river by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015

Douche Wagon 

A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler.

Chuck felt like he was like Fast and The Furious as he rolled through Philly in his douche wagon.

Douche Wagon by stinky July 26, 2004

Douche Bag Dave 

To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who fits this description will say things like "can I fist your girlfriend" and will believe anything you tell them until they go look for what it was and finds out that you were fucking with them, and yet finds it funny.

Dave: " hey dude can I fist your girlfriend"

Dude: why are you such a douche bag dave?

Douche Bag Dave by anonymous64836 June 18, 2009

Douche Lord

Someone who is such a Douche bag that douche bag doesn't sufficiently describe their level of douchebaggery

George W Bush is the biggest Douche Lord we have ever had for a president.

Douche Lord by Pete Jones April 26, 2008

Douche-Scoping

In any modern warfare game (Ex. Medal of Honor, Call of Duty) in which a person aims a sniper before going into full view and firing making it a one-hit kill weapon in close range. Many people get pissed off by it, saying its unrealistic etc. So the the new word for quick scoping haters can call it douche-scoping.

Guy 1: Dude theres only one guy left, and he only has a sniper, I got this guy.
Guy 2 quickscopes.
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING DOUCHE-SCOPING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Or

Guy 1 aims down his sniper sights.
Guy 2 sees guy 1 and tries to quickscope and misses, guy 1 kills guy 2 while aimind down the sights.
Guy 1: Hahaha, fucking douche-scoper.

Douche-Scoping by Fightagainstquickscopng November 1, 2010

Douche Flute 

Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.

Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put you fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom

Douche Flute by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

douche bag 

|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe.


closely related to;; asshole

"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."

douche bag by twin. August 17, 2005