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by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021
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Dookie dick

Tyrone had a dookie dick so I won’t sleep with him. His dick was so ugly that it looked like a truckers dookie.
by americathegreat June 18, 2022
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Dookie-Butter

When something is so shitty it turns into butter.
"Man, work wasn't just awful today, it was complete dookie-butter."
by NaughtyFr0g March 24, 2025
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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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Wookie dookie

"Omg I'm so wookie dookie!" Jessica said.

"Ur not quirky Jessica shut up," Daniel huffed.
by iamnotphoebe July 27, 2021
mugGet the Wookie dookiemug.

mountain dookie

The nasty-ass shit you take after chugging four cans of mountain dew in the morning. Also known as mountain deuce.
Yo man where's Jimmy? I can't find him anywhere. Class starts in 10 minutes.

I think he's on the can dropping a mountain dookie.
by Pdoody July 13, 2012
mugGet the mountain dookiemug.

Spookie Dookie

A Spookie Dookie, not to be confused with a Spooky Dookie, is the result of eating far too many Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chips. As the name suggests, these chips will haunt your bowels, resulting in a corporeal form of Afterburner to linger.
John: Dude, are you alright?

Mike: Yeah… I ate an entire bag of ghost pepper chips last night and just dropped a Spookie Dookie. I’m feelin’ the heat.

John: You’re a dumbass.
by Nikki Sevenn August 30, 2022
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